Welcome to the travels of an idiot Brit in the Orient, well, currently Japan anyway. I may actually have spent two or three days in some of the following places, maybe just a few hours or even only seen them through a Bullet Train window or security video. Furthermore, much of what I blether on about ranges from the apocryphal to the downright eldritch (uh, I hear the sound of a thousand dictionaries a-rustlin). Don't think misrepresentation - think artistic licence - think spiritual freedom that comes from total non-acquiescence to conformity - think that I don't know what day it is most of the time. I must warn you in advance, however, that I do look at things in a slightly odd fashion sometimes - but always with the utmost respect for all people wherever they may be, and however big they are (legal & safety requirement there). Within you will find the spectacular, the mundane, the personal and the cultural. There are stories, images, emotions and a scant disregard for either grammar, punctuation or accepted syntax. As my Mum often said: "There are only three types of person in this world; those that can can count, and those that can't. Well here I am. Please feel free to wander with wild abandon through the land that is Japan, insofar as it covers the bits they let me into.

NAGASAKI:

EARTHQUAKES:

NEIL'S BIRTHDAY:


Turned out nice again, hasn't it? So, where do you want to go today then? Might I suggest you take a little journey down the other trouser leg of life, and experience some folks who makes a damn sight more sense than I do. Be seeing you.

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What I done, where I done and who I do'd it to. Gimme a job; I can do that.

We're going to Wemberleeee! But where are we all sitting? Have a look, and don't forget to give me a wave OK?

Tranmere Rovers. Folks used to laugh at us...ha ha. But now, Prenton Park has become a premiership graveyard. Find out about the team, it's 117 year history and the worldwide group of friends and towel ninjas that follow "Super Rovers".


Naturally, great swathes of this site are still under construction, so don't start slapping your computer around if you don't end up where you plan, basically, that's how I ended up out here. If you would like me to let you know when I have updated things, or maybe to praise or criticise, then please let me know. No, honestly, I really mean it, I'd be so happy I'd burst into little meatballs and cover myself with gravy. Naturally, I am not even going to attempt to translate that.


So far.....

...lost souls have fallen into my clutches ha ha!! So, dear fiend, if you have an hour or two to spare, please take a gentle stroll within, but be patient as my carefully crafted pictures load. Remember to wipe your feet as you go and leave a generous donation at the door. Yoroshiku onigirishimasu.


All words and images are the sole copyright of Neil D. Crick, May, 1999. Gawd knows why anyone should rob anything here, but if you do - I know where you live sucker.