"Is this a real life, is this just fantasy, caught in a landslide, no escape from reality....?" Good question Queenie. Well, here we have a trio of wierdos 'doing' Bohemian Wossname in their own style. Though style was sadly lacking, enthusiasm certainly wasn't.

Tommy "Solidarity Reg" Kent whose James Brown "Get Own Uppaa" has to be seen to be believed - and I mean this in a very nice way, gives me the Billy Idol Karaoke Sneer as I look down my nose at his designer rock star denim jacket. Sad git. On my right is Shorne "Wombat Sashimi" Plier, the only man I know who mimes at karaoke. Incidentally, that's not a halo around his head; he's Australian. It's one of those fly repellant hats the Bruces all wear. It worked too - no flies on him!

Anyone who's seen 'Waynes World' will know this bit. It always brings a smile to the faces of the unwary and the innocent passers by. Tommy's gone a little red in the face in this shot - I'm not sure why - but he seems to be enjoying himself, bless 'im. I obviously seem to be taking things far too seriously, though in fact I'm actually attempting to keep my balance and avoid nose-diving into the tuna salad. Shorne, on the other hand, actually managed to mime headbanging too. Don't know how he managed that, but the evidence is clear from the photograph; the mirror ball tiara that he always wears on special occasions, is still fixed resolutely in place. Well, it was a Queen song.