Here you will get a chance to meet some of the wierd and wonderful people that are kind enough to let me inhabit their world...not that they have much choice in the matter. If you are considering hiring any of those within for weddings, birthdays, romance or money lending (laundering) purposes; please contact me directly. I warn you, in terms of fees, damage, litigation and their alcohol intake - these dudes don't come cheap and don't take prisoners. Just click on the little wossname to see the big wossname.

The event: Neil's Birthday, April 1999. The place: A secret karaoke box in Kichijoji, Japan. The people: From the left back we have (in no order of height); Tomoko, Scoop Tulloch, Adrian, ME, Tommy "Solidarity Reg" Kent. From the front left and arranged by wealth; Maki, Yuka, Mayumi, Punky, Akiko, Haruko, Shino and Naoko the polar bear. S'funny. They don't look so dangerous from this distance, do they? Be warned dear reader, we have punks, twins, polar bears, cats and a biker babe too. Put the species to the face and win a prize.